the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.



where are the relatable posts at?

tfw you try and avoid grandma but she’s too fast. She’s so fucking fast. Why is grandma so fast?





cr1tikal is gonna be on his death bed and his last words are probably going to be a monotonous, sarcastic “well fuck my asshole”

"I’m done playing this. Well that’s the end of my life. Remember to rate my life, comment my life, and subscribe…


IM HERE, IM QUEER, AND IM full of existential fear


I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it


Fall 2014 fashion: Scout’s ham costume from To Kill A Mockingbird




please do not let ferguson die out like everything else big does. do not let this die out. do not let this continue on for three days and then everyone forget about it. do not let this happen.

queue this post up 3 days from now, a week from now, a month from now, a month from then. make sure even if you forget your blog will remember.


me tired

what the fuck are you supposed to do when a 2yr old walks up to you with a pair of gloves and says “make it work” ??????¿????¿¿¿

quick villager giveaway!


3 lucky people will get any villager of their choice, and 5 million bells! i am cycling all night tonight and all day tomorrow and i wanna remind all of you how much i love you

rules: must be following me, must be willing to exchange FC’s and w/e

reblog as many times as you want, each reblog gets an entry (89 reblogs=89 entries) likes also count

i’ll be choosing the winner tomorrow night, 6pm EST. good luck!